The message comes by carrier pigeon actually, which is a pretty weird way to deliver a message but of course, it's thematic. A very pretty looking brown pigeon swoops down out of the sky to wherever Damian just so happens to be that afternoon and holds out its leg. The message is short and simple:
Got a job for you. Meet me at the farm at dusk. No show, no job. Keep it a secret, rewarded very well.
- Hal
P.S. Burn this.
And that's it. Of course, if Damian chooses to listen to the message, he will find the Sheriff at the farm at dusk, chewing a piece of tobacco and watching the sun set. He'll be greeted with a tip of his hat and one word:
"Bounty."
And then he holds out a small notebook. Looks like Damian's been chosen for one of those roles that were mentioned. Good luck.
[Damian shows up because he's been trained to show up when it's time to get information. There's not a lot about the Sheriff he trusts except he trusts the "man" to be as Western as possible.
He's not surprised when tobacco is spit after he's given the notebook. Disgusting!] Why?
[ The Sheriff is just going to give Damian a flat look as he digs into his pocket for another piece. Of course, his answer isn't going to be very helpful. ]
Uh, yeah? Thought that was obvious. Participants, game, festival, etcera. Where've you been, kid?
[ He just raises an eyebrow and continues to chew on his tobacco. A long moment of silence ensues as the Sheriff stares at Damian with no change to his face.
[It only takes about two seconds for Damian's face to pinch into something disgusted disappointed. What the fuck kind of hint is that?!]
Pick better hints next time instead of wasting them. [But fine--it's not quite as vague perhaps. The Sheriff said woman, not girl. That narrows it down just a little.
WEEK ONE
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Leader, actually. Figured you'd do it best.
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He's not surprised when tobacco is spit after he's given the notebook. Disgusting!] Why?
Is this just a game to you?
:')
Uh, yeah? Thought that was obvious. Participants, game, festival, etcera. Where've you been, kid?
[ And then he starts chewing again. ]
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okay cdc: the west edition calm down
clam down
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WEEK TWO
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Give me a hint.
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Then -- ]
Only one of 'em is a woman.
[ There's your hint for this week. ]
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Pick better hints next time instead of wasting them. [But fine--it's not quite as vague perhaps. The Sheriff said woman, not girl. That narrows it down just a little.
Kinda.]
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I MISSED THIS
WEEK THREE
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Hey. One of your Bounties is dead. Ocelot. Wasn't participating enough so I had to kill him.
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WEEK FOUR
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I'm here for the hint, 'droid.
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You didn't take a hint last week. You want two? I feel bad. Anyway, hint one -- all your Bounties are hanging out without you.
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WEEK FIVE
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You're eligible for a reward, you know. Since you met Milla.
[ And -- ]
Both of them had pretty interesting interactions with machines this past week.
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W5, Weds.
Three of the Bounties have found each other. We want to know the remaining one.
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And then he smiles. ]
Shinnosuke.
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WEEK SIX
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I know who the Deputy is, and you know I know.
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WEEK SEVEN
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I want something.
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please put felix the chicken in tikirobo
ok
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