
So, you're dead. Shame, that.
But on the other hand, it's actually kind of nice.
When you "wake" in some odd version of it, you'll find yourself lying on a rather plush bed. It's cozy and warm and just soft enough to tempt anyone back into sleep. The room is equally nice, if small, and when you turn and open the curtains to look out the window, you will see... wait, is that the town?
It is, actually. The town is laid out quite simply across the window and no matter how many times you may bang or wave through the window, no one seems to notice you. If you're smart enough to give up the venture and leave the small bedroom, you will notice that, of course, you are on the train.
The train that, is actually pretty fancy.
Moving through it, past the sleeping cabins and through to the main carts, you will find a dining car with fine dishware and meals of all kinds made at a push of a button or a request given to the air. They'll appear, freshly made and ready to eat at the table of your choice with any drink you could want. There truly doesn't seem to be any limits when it comes to the luxury of the meal.
There is also a bathhouse car with private bathrooms and saunas to fit up to four. Even one rather large room containing a small pool/hot tub of sorts is available for just about anyone to take a dip. It's kind of outlandish, honestly.
Then the lounge car, with its library and plush armchairs and couches. A pool table, a darts board, even a small area dedicated to painting. There's a bar too, fully stocked and ready for anyone who needs a drink. All it would require is a request from the bartender who... looks surprisingly familiar?
The Sheriff is there, much cleaner cut than his counterpart outside of the train. He looks up mildly at any arrivals, giving them a nod of greeting before going back to organizing bottles or setting cigars out for a smoke. He doesn't seem to be surprised at all by anyone who appears. Just... ready to serve them, whatever they may wish.
It all sort of seems okay for a moment, until you realize you're just here to wait for the game to end. Awkward. |
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. . . He never did that with us while we were at the trials.
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We've reached new lows. Or they've reached new lows, because nope, none of this is on me anymore.
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We should have our own party...?
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Well, you can ask the Not-Sheriff. Those guys can have a pizza party for being dead inside, while we can have our party for being actually dead.
[IF IT WERE ANYONE BUT RUSSELL SUGGESTING IT he would've been "um no" but Russell's so... Russell that eh.]
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He'll grab on Shinnosuke's sleeve. ]
Okay. Come with me. [ Time to drag him. ]
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[But he'll let himself be dragged because you know what, being dead makes him too tired to be completely tsun (unless your name is Yuna Yuki).]
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[ Really flat, straightforward answer (he actually can't believe Shinnosuke is letting him drag him but you know, that's fine). Time to ask Bartender Hal!! ]
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[Ugggggh.]
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. . . Parties kind of scare me still, but maybe this one will be fun..? That's why you're coming to help me. Some other people haven't been feeling well, so maybe it'll help them too.
[ LIKE XION!!! She's been sad. We gotta help her. ]
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You're asking the happily friendless loser who hates parties? [Not that he's ever been to one, but he already knows that he hates them!!] You need better chaperones, kid.
[and yet here he is...]
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But you're still here?
[ Calling him out???? ] You want to help too, right?
[ Russell's like 14, Shinnosuke could really kick his ass regardless, right. ]
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... Well, I'm bored.
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[ What's up. ]