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sheriff swanson ([personal profile] sheriffexe) wrote2017-01-13 11:14 am
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[ GRAVEYARD ]

GRAVEYARD

So, you're dead. Shame, that.

But on the other hand, it's actually kind of nice.

When you "wake" in some odd version of it, you'll find yourself lying on a rather plush bed. It's cozy and warm and just soft enough to tempt anyone back into sleep. The room is equally nice, if small, and when you turn and open the curtains to look out the window, you will see... wait, is that the town?

It is, actually. The town is laid out quite simply across the window and no matter how many times you may bang or wave through the window, no one seems to notice you. If you're smart enough to give up the venture and leave the small bedroom, you will notice that, of course, you are on the train.

The train that, is actually pretty fancy.

Moving through it, past the sleeping cabins and through to the main carts, you will find a dining car with fine dishware and meals of all kinds made at a push of a button or a request given to the air. They'll appear, freshly made and ready to eat at the table of your choice with any drink you could want. There truly doesn't seem to be any limits when it comes to the luxury of the meal.

There is also a bathhouse car with private bathrooms and saunas to fit up to four. Even one rather large room containing a small pool/hot tub of sorts is available for just about anyone to take a dip. It's kind of outlandish, honestly.

Then the lounge car, with its library and plush armchairs and couches. A pool table, a darts board, even a small area dedicated to painting. There's a bar too, fully stocked and ready for anyone who needs a drink. All it would require is a request from the bartender who... looks surprisingly familiar?

The Sheriff is there, much cleaner cut than his counterpart outside of the train. He looks up mildly at any arrivals, giving them a nod of greeting before going back to organizing bottles or setting cigars out for a smoke. He doesn't seem to be surprised at all by anyone who appears. Just... ready to serve them, whatever they may wish.

It all sort of seems okay for a moment, until you realize you're just here to wait for the game to end. Awkward.


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insincerely: ɴᴏᴠᴇʟ. (aggggh get that mic away from me)

[personal profile] insincerely 2017-02-25 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[Shinnosuke has just one thing to say about this trial:]

Are you friggin' serious.

[WHY IS THIS HAPPENING.]
guiltlevel: (pic#10894226)

[personal profile] guiltlevel 2017-02-25 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Hey. ]

. . . He never did that with us while we were at the trials.
insincerely: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ. (allow me to give you my informed opinion)

[personal profile] insincerely 2017-02-25 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[...]

We've reached new lows. Or they've reached new lows, because nope, none of this is on me anymore.
guiltlevel: (pic#10894243)

[personal profile] guiltlevel 2017-02-25 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[ .............. ]

We should have our own party...?
insincerely: ɴᴏᴠᴇʟ. (whatever liezel you loser)

[personal profile] insincerely 2017-02-25 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[He snorts.]

Well, you can ask the Not-Sheriff. Those guys can have a pizza party for being dead inside, while we can have our party for being actually dead.

[IF IT WERE ANYONE BUT RUSSELL SUGGESTING IT he would've been "um no" but Russell's so... Russell that eh.]
guiltlevel: (pic#10894226)

[personal profile] guiltlevel 2017-02-25 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Is Russell getting a special treatment...!!!

He'll grab on Shinnosuke's sleeve. ]


Okay. Come with me. [ Time to drag him. ]
insincerely: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ. (checking: no friendship saps in sight)

[personal profile] insincerely 2017-02-25 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
... Wait, why do I have to go with you?

[But he'll let himself be dragged because you know what, being dead makes him too tired to be completely tsun (unless your name is Yuna Yuki).]
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[personal profile] guiltlevel 2017-02-25 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Because I don't want to ask by myself.

[ Really flat, straightforward answer (he actually can't believe Shinnosuke is letting him drag him but you know, that's fine). Time to ask Bartender Hal!! ]
insincerely: ɴᴏᴠᴇʟ. (whatever liezel you loser)

[personal profile] insincerely 2017-02-25 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
You're fourteen, not four. I'm sure you're a big boy who can ask for pizza parties on his own.

[Ugggggh.]
guiltlevel: (pic#10894243)

[personal profile] guiltlevel 2017-02-25 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[ UGGGGGGGGGH!!! RUSSELL ISN'T GOING TO LET GO!! Shinnosuke's in the death grip now. ]

. . . Parties kind of scare me still, but maybe this one will be fun..? That's why you're coming to help me. Some other people haven't been feeling well, so maybe it'll help them too.

[ LIKE XION!!! She's been sad. We gotta help her. ]
insincerely: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ. (maybe if i creep really hard)

[personal profile] insincerely 2017-02-25 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[He laughs.]

You're asking the happily friendless loser who hates parties? [Not that he's ever been to one, but he already knows that he hates them!!] You need better chaperones, kid.

[and yet here he is...]
alcobrawlic: (For the first time in history)

[personal profile] alcobrawlic 2017-02-25 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ don't mind Sara, she's just laughing under her breath over here. ]
insincerely: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ. (checking: no friendship saps in sight)

[personal profile] insincerely 2017-02-25 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[rude???]
guiltlevel: (pic#10894226)

[personal profile] guiltlevel 2017-02-25 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
. . . .

But you're still here?

[ Calling him out???? ] You want to help too, right?

[ Russell's like 14, Shinnosuke could really kick his ass regardless, right. ]
insincerely: ɴᴏᴠᴇʟ. (whatever liezel you loser)

[personal profile] insincerely 2017-02-25 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[He probably could but tbh he doesn't want to kick the ass of a 14-year-old.]

... Well, I'm bored.
guiltlevel: (pic#10894243)

[personal profile] guiltlevel 2017-02-25 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
. . . If you say so.

[ What's up. ]