sheriffexe: (the horizon)
sheriff swanson ([personal profile] sheriffexe) wrote2017-01-13 11:14 am
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[ GRAVEYARD ]

GRAVEYARD

So, you're dead. Shame, that.

But on the other hand, it's actually kind of nice.

When you "wake" in some odd version of it, you'll find yourself lying on a rather plush bed. It's cozy and warm and just soft enough to tempt anyone back into sleep. The room is equally nice, if small, and when you turn and open the curtains to look out the window, you will see... wait, is that the town?

It is, actually. The town is laid out quite simply across the window and no matter how many times you may bang or wave through the window, no one seems to notice you. If you're smart enough to give up the venture and leave the small bedroom, you will notice that, of course, you are on the train.

The train that, is actually pretty fancy.

Moving through it, past the sleeping cabins and through to the main carts, you will find a dining car with fine dishware and meals of all kinds made at a push of a button or a request given to the air. They'll appear, freshly made and ready to eat at the table of your choice with any drink you could want. There truly doesn't seem to be any limits when it comes to the luxury of the meal.

There is also a bathhouse car with private bathrooms and saunas to fit up to four. Even one rather large room containing a small pool/hot tub of sorts is available for just about anyone to take a dip. It's kind of outlandish, honestly.

Then the lounge car, with its library and plush armchairs and couches. A pool table, a darts board, even a small area dedicated to painting. There's a bar too, fully stocked and ready for anyone who needs a drink. All it would require is a request from the bartender who... looks surprisingly familiar?

The Sheriff is there, much cleaner cut than his counterpart outside of the train. He looks up mildly at any arrivals, giving them a nod of greeting before going back to organizing bottles or setting cigars out for a smoke. He doesn't seem to be surprised at all by anyone who appears. Just... ready to serve them, whatever they may wish.

It all sort of seems okay for a moment, until you realize you're just here to wait for the game to end. Awkward.


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court_chesster: (53)

[personal profile] court_chesster 2017-02-18 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
Coyotes? ...Are you pulling my leg?

[ What is wrong with this girl!! ]
cherrypuncher: (we'll put up such a fight)

[personal profile] cherrypuncher 2017-02-18 08:44 am (UTC)(link)
[shakes her head again]

...Jason and Milla got hurt. [Her voice goes soft and careful.] I had to do something.

[that "something" ended up being straight up fucking bodyslamming a coyote off of milla but yknow]
court_chesster: (60)

[personal profile] court_chesster 2017-02-18 08:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ There is a long and awkward pause here as he processes how to react to this. ]

...Are you sure you don't want to drink?
cherrypuncher: (i'll send a storm)

[personal profile] cherrypuncher 2017-02-18 09:09 am (UTC)(link)
[GOD SIMON]

...Yeah.

[TH...ANKS...THOUGH..??????]
court_chesster: (57)

[personal profile] court_chesster 2017-02-18 09:25 am (UTC)(link)
You think you're better than me?

[ Squints at her for a moment and then shakes his head. ]

No, sorry, I don't mean that. You're a good kid. I'm the one taking this badly.
cherrypuncher: (and i am convinced)

[personal profile] cherrypuncher 2017-02-18 09:30 am (UTC)(link)
...It's okay.

[caaarefully taking a seat nearby. even though he smells bad. she'll deal.]

Hero Club tenet. If you're troubled, talk to someone.
court_chesster: (4)

[personal profile] court_chesster 2017-02-18 05:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It's mostly booze smell. Does that help? ...No, probably not. ]

Hero Club...?

Look, it's over. You don't have to humor me anymore.
cherrypuncher: (in a past life?)

[personal profile] cherrypuncher 2017-02-18 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not over. Even if we aren't breathing anymore, we're still here. We can still think and talk and act, so it's not over.

And anyway, I mean it.
court_chesster: (HAHA THAT GUY IS A PERV)

[personal profile] court_chesster 2017-02-18 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
We've lost even the illusion of agency; for me, that means it's over.

In a way, it's freeing. I can't even remember the last time I got a chance to be honest about how much I hate someone. To his face, no less! Damn, that's cathartic!

[ There's a lil bit of mania to his laugh. ]